O for a Monkey of fire, that would ascend
The brightest heaven of invention,
A banana for a stage, monkeys to act
And more monkeys to behold the swelling scene!
That's not precisely how it goes.
But Shakespeare often left out the monkeys.
(Must be a grudge after the whole monkeys with typewriters debacle.)
Behold, I am Benedict, Sock Monkey and Actor Extraordinaire!
I'm pictured here with my agent, Ms. Andie Arthur, who is about ready to send me on a world wide adventure.
I am going to travel to theatres large and small, near and far, and let you know of all the amazing, weird, wacky, and wonderful things that happen in a life in the theatre.
I just acquired my Monkey Passport and I am on my way to Canada to visit Carousel Theatre. I'm very excited!
Sincerely,
Benedict
Sock Monkey Actor Extraordinaire
